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Bandit

Eastbound and Down! We start this episode with four clips from the upcoming Comedy Ep - Deez Nutz (Release Date 12/10/2019), produced and written by the folks at The Socool Podcast. The clips featured are: Ass Bandit #1, The Mailman #1, Sexy Oldsmobiles (song), and a commercial for Flaming Yon's Drag Review.

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We also do a Fishbowl on this one, for guess what? The 1977 Epic - Smokey and The Bandit, featuring an alive Burt Reynolds, a sexy Sally Field, and an abusive Jackie Gleason. 

Songs by Jerry Reed, and brought to you by Flaming Yon's Drag Review. 

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Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

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McFeely

There's a Dildo in the Dishwasher! Pancake discovers a dildo in Christopher Robin's dishwasher, and Yolo comes clean about how ladies landscape their pussies.

Pancake has a very specific person he wants to be 'When He Grows Up', shocker - 'It's Mister Rogers', and Christopher Robin hides who he really wants to be. Yolo has a sexy Barbie house with orgies. 

Songs from Styx, Daft Punk, and Mister Rogers. 

This episode is brought to you by Johnny Five's Robot Brothel. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Takashi

We've got bush! We've got bush! Nerds Pancake and Robin convince Yolo to sit in on their classic Fishbowl bit and she picks the 1984 Classic 'Revenge of the Nerds' starring the guy who died jerking off, Christopher Robin (aka Curtis Armstrong), and Goose from Top Gun. 

On the B side the trio reboots a segment from last season, now dubbed, 'You've Got the Look', with a twist - the celebrity look alike has to be a cartoon, or the opposite sex. Christopher Robin becomes Bob from Bob's Burgers; Pancake morphs into Daniel Son's mom from the Karate Kid, and Yolo is Dirty Dora the Clitoris Explorer. 

This episode is brought to you by The Gecko Gym - They get you hard. 

Songs from Revenge, and Bone Symphony.

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Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Oprah Cordoba Blues

My Dad died. So this is a tribute to him, and I apologize for the audio quality on the A side, but also I don't really give a fuck. My father was a great storyteller, and we have the one about Oprah in a porno, and the infamous Chrysler Cordoba told from a bar in Fort Wayne Indiana. 

Christopher Robin and I do a Fishbowl of The Blues Brothers, which my Dad was an extra in; about 10 hours before he died. This was a really tough episode for me to get through, but it's a tribute to my father, and I hope somewhere that he's listening. 

I love you Dad. I hope you are hanging out with Belushi and talking about old times. 

Songs from The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Booker T and The MG's, and James Brown. 

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Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Spicoli

Houston - we have a problem. The new Vintage Atari Computer Fishbowl system turns gay for Tom Cruise, and the boys have to make a pivot on-the-fly from Days of Thunder to Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Pancake and Robin seem to know a lot about this one, and extend the episode to match the awesomeness of the 1982 Amy Heckerling classic. They discuss the merits of Phoebe Cates's tits, and Mike Damone's five point plan. 

On the B side, Yolo Monte Cristo joins Pancake and Robin for a new bit called, 'Back to The Grinder', the crew discusses their experiences with online dating and read from potential mates profiles on dating sites. Pancake talks about his wife, Jen Pancake, and how they met on OK Cupid.

This episode is sponsored by Jasmine Dong Washing Detergent, with songs from The Go-Go's, an Original from Bill Harrison, The Cars, and Jackson Browne. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Flanagan

Beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone! In this extended episode of The SoCool Podcast; Pancake, Robin, and Yolo are back with the 'For the Publicity' game. There are some tough choices made; as Pancake and Yolo choose to fuck dead Burt Reynolds for entirely different motives, Pancake makes a completely offensive joke about Peter Dinklage (he's sorry), and Christopher Robin takes it one step too far with headless Muammar Gaddafi.

On the B side, the boys tackle another gay Tom Cruise movie, 1988's Worst Picture, Cocktail, and Pancake suspects that there might be some issues with the new computer system after someone (Robin) spills Chardonnay on it. 

This episode is sponsored by Tweaky McGee Auto Tint, with songs from The Fabulous Thunderbirds and The Beach Boys. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

 

Deuce

In Episode Deuce of Season 2 of The SoCool Podcast, Pancake gets an attitude adjustment from the Devil; Robin bombs on the Two Jokes segment by writing the longest jokes on the worst subjects, and Yolo Monte Cristo gets a sexy proposition from a guy named Louie on the 708-928-5015 show hotline.

This episode is sponsored by Ku Klux Clams, with music by Van Halen and The Charlie Daniels Band.  

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

 
 

Maverick

We're back for Season 2 of SoCool Podcast! Can Pancake and Robin resolve their differences about the Fishbowl? Will Yolo Monte Cristo finally get paid? This episode features the dramatic conclusion of the fight between Pancake and Robin that ended Season One, as they find themselves fighting each other in court. Robin spends $8000 on an old Atari 800XL computer that's 'locked out' of the internet to secure the integrity of the Fishbowl. Pancake spends a ton of money on Gucci shoes and sunglasses. And the boys do a Fishbowl using the new system for the movie Top Gun. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

This episode is sponsored by Pubes Family farms, and has music from Kenny Loggins and Harold Faltermeyer.  

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Zero0

We’re excited to be back for Season 2 of the SoCool Podcast! Pancake, Robin, and Yolo have plenty of sexy fun for everyone. Follow us on Facebook.com/SoCoolPodcast, Subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify and Stitcher. Sext us at 708-928-5015 or email theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The SoCool Podcast is performed and written by: Jerry Pancake, Christopher Robin, and Yolo Monte Cristo. Extra Special thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for producing this season!

 

OFF SEASON EP3 - ADMEN

All the commercials, none of the content! Here are the commercials from Season 1 of the SoCool Podcast. 

Betten Chevrolet, Cords & Swords, Mike T's, El Duce's, Jimmy's Chicago Heights, Steely Dan's Pawn Shop, Ass Cream, and Sledgehammer Steinberg Law are all in this special collection! If you haven't listened to our first full 8 Episodes please subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

 

 

OFF SEASON - EP2 - NEWMAN

A couple updates here - Thanks to the guys over at the Crabdiving Radio Network for streaming the SoCool Podcast 24/7! If you haven't checked out their podcast, please do so at www.crabdiving.com

Christopher Robin has gone silent, and is reportedly working on some top-secret project with Yolo Monte Cristo, who leaked that to me. 

Check out this new segment I'm floating called, 'Pancake in The Movies', this one is the last scene from Paul Newman and Tom Cruise's 'Color of Money' with me playing the Tom Cruise part. 

 

OFF SEASON - EP1 - CRUISE

Things are in flux at SoCool, just an update to let you guys know what's happening with the podcast. It seems some legal proceedings are in process, as Pancake gets a certified letter from Pete 'SledgeHammer' Steinberg, and Christopher Robin insists on sending his updates in on cassette tapes. 

Pancake's partnership with Slash ends badly, but he does score an advertiser. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

 
 

VADER

May the 4th be with you! The long awaited season finale is here! Christopher Robin and Yolo Monte Cristo discover a plot by Pancake that may derail the show for good. Pancake continues his path to the dark side; once again compares himself to Hayden Christensen; and asks Robin to call him Darth Pancake. 

The boys do their classic fishbowl bit for the 1977 Blockbuster Star Wars - A New Hope. Robin questions the integrity of Pancake and the Fishbowl, and threatens legal action. 

This episode is classically scored by the Star Wars - A New Hope Soundtrack by John Williams. 

The SoCool Podcast will be going on hiatus for a brief period so Pancake can rejoin his Steely Dan/Van Halen cover band - Van Dan (formerly Dan Halen), and Robin plans to meet with Attorney Pete 'SledgeHammer' Steinberg, then take off on his annual trip to Rio De Janeiro to act in a reboot of the 1984 movie Blame it on Rio

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

DE MAR

Pancake and Robin go back to the Fishbowl in this episode for 1985's Best Picture 'Better Off Dead', and discuss the oscar winning performance of Curtis Armstrong aka Charles De Mar.

On the B Side, the boys are prodded into telling their own Fake ID stories, which came way before the movie Superbad and the rise of McLovin.

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

Songs from Van Halen, EG Daily, and Howard Jones.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

SIXXX

Isn't 6 the Devil's number? We get our first caller to the new SoCool Hotline at 708-928-5015, and guess who it is? The Prince of Darkness Himself! Pancake tries to sell his soul to help the podcast, and the boys experiment with a couple new bits. Tom Brokaw checks in with a breaking news update from SoCoolAZ circa 2006, and the SoCool Ladies Yolo Monte Christo and Fauz Gucci join us on the B-Side to discuss a botched purse deal. 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

Songs from Motley Crue, Lil Pump, and The Bangels.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

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DABOMB

Highlights and lowlights of our first 5 episodes! Enjoy and text or sext us at 708-928-5015, email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Done in the style of 1980's Talk Radio -- think 105.9 WCKG and 97.9 The Loop; the SoCool Podcast is two forty something guys trying to stay relevant. Nostalgic Generation X Comedy, Movies, and Video Games. More Gen X than hipster Millennial the SoCool guys will take you down a wormhole you won't soon forget! We tell the stories of our youth through funny commercials, sketches, and bits. Pancake and Robin have been dubbed 'Sexiest Gen X Men' by US Magazine for 7 years running. Our epic lack of research will amaze you, as we do it all from our foggy memories.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FIVE1FIVE0

We're Back! In this episode we go right back to the fishbowl for the 1986 Masterpiece - Short Circuit. Johnny Five is Alive BABY!

We have two new sponsers - El Duche's Otherworldly Counseling, and Ass Cream. 

Pancake presses his luck with a Mama's Family joke that maybe goes off the rails. 

Sexy Kids, and songs from Van Halen and El Debarge? 

We also have a whole new old school way to interact with the show - leave us a voicemail or sext us at 708-928-5015 - tell us how cool we are and we might use your voice on a future show!

Thank you all for listening!

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

 

STARMAN

Pancake & Robin have a public service 'offline' discussion on strokes and hemorrhoids and discuss their possible relation to Luke Perry's death. The Fishbowl Segment returns with the 1984 movie STARMAN and the boys reveal the background for the infamous Betten Chevrolet commercial. Songs by Herbie Hancock and School House Rock. Commercials for Cords & Swords and Betten Chevrolet. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

 

MCKAY

A Perry Special Episode. #RIP Luke Perry. In this episode, Robin professes his love for Luke Perry. Songs from the 90210 Soundtrack and Van Halen. "May the bridges I burn light the way."

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

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REINHOLD

In this episode the boys discuss which celebrities they look like, and workshop a potentially homophobic joke about Eddie Murphy. Commercials from Mike T's Dance Club and Cords & Swords. The SoCool Ladies, Yolo Monte Christo and Faux Gucci once again join Pancake and Robin. Songs from Harold Faltermyer and The Pointer Sisters. Guess who looks like Judge Reinhold? The dissappointed Jerry Pancake. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

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